Shelton-Mason County Journal - Dedicated to the citizens of Mason County, Washington since 1886

This is a column that ran in the Shelton-Mason County Journal on March 4, 2021. Of the 308 columns the Journal has published of mine, this one is among my five favorites. I’ll return with original drivel next week... —Kirk

Mrs. Ericson and I were sitting on our living room couch recently while I did the crossword puzzle and she read the newspaper. This has become part of our morning plague routine. We sit on the couch in the early morning, drink coffee and I respond to comments she makes about the news, and I sometimes ask for help with crossword clues.

I was trying to figure out the...