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Some very good jokes for a sunny day

“Everybody says how easy it is to cook, but it isn’t any easier than not cooking.” — Maria Bamford

“Did you ever hear about the Norwegian who loved his wife so much he almost told her?” — Author unknown

“Bob Dylan always told me, don’t be a name-dropper.” — Chrissie Hynde

“I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.” — Zach Galifianakis

“I wear this St. Christopher medal sometimes because I’m Jewish and my boyfriend’s Catholic. It was cute the way he gave it to me. He said if it doesn’t burn through my skin, it will protect me. Who cares? Different religions. The only time it’s an...

 

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