THESE TIMES

Count on this: We'll soon have people who claim they developed PTSD from fighting in this nation's culture wars.

One experience I miss about having babies around: Not being able to say "zero" when people would ask how old my not-yet-1-year-old kids were.

Something true in America: Dystopia sells.

Overheard rant on the street: "Incans made adobe out of bananas ... at least I think that's true."

Invention idea: Shoes with a built-in odometer. That way, you might be able to say, "I got 700 miles out of these babies."

This is annoying: Using the word "serve" when referring to the occupational acti...