Shelton-Mason County Journal - Dedicated to the citizens of Mason County, Washington since 1886

Electromagnetic evil

Editor, the Journal,

Thank you, Mr. Duenkel. The voters of Mason County can sleep easier now that you have insulated our vote counting machines in Faraday fabric [expensive, hope you got it on sale at Joann Fabric and Craft]. The chips are now safe from being flipped by those sinister electromagnetic forces. But how do we protect our vulnerable brain cells from being flipped by Elon Musk filling the skies with his satellites beaming down on us and filling the streets with his electric cars charging at us? Or our phones tweeting at us. Or Faux...