What if it turns out, despite all evidence to the contrary, that life is fair?
If the president of the United States and the pope were figures in the board game Stratego, which one would have the higher rank?
Here’s a line to use on people arguing with you: “I’m getting too much static from your attic!”
I heard a fellow on the radio who was a professor of … I can’t remember exactly what, but he definitely was a professor of some really smart stuff.
When former Fox personality Bill O’Reilly dies, a lot of people in this country will think, “What? He wasn’t dead yet?”