What's on our mind? Serial killers, apparently.

I was at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting many years ago when a fellow shared a story about baseball and beer.

The guy said that before watching a ballgame, he would buy a case of beer (24 containers) and then drink one at the top and one at the bottom of each inning, making for a minimum of 17 beers consumed per ball game. Someone asked what he would do with the extra beers, and the man replied, “In case of extra innings.”

When he quit drinking alcohol and tried to watch a baseball game sober, the man said, “I had no idea baseball was so boring.”

That story doesn’t have too much to do with thi...