Random thoughts for a September day
September 8, 2022
Someone should introduce a brand of cigarettes called Moderate. That way, people could call themselves Moderate smokers.
People without shelter are called homeless, so people with shelter should be called home-full.
Because the term “food allergy” has a negative connotation, I imagine our nation’s word sanitizers are busy dreaming up a bland new phrase for this condition. Here are a couple of ideas to get us started: “Food incompatibility syndrome” or “the nutravergent.”
A proposal for a new anti-drinking campaign: Chug responsibly.
It’s not edgy or original anymore to s...