Shelton-Mason County Journal - Dedicated to the citizens of Mason County, Washington since 1886

Random thoughts for a September day


September 8, 2022

Someone should introduce a brand of cigarettes called Moderate. That way, people could call themselves Moderate smokers.

People without shelter are called homeless, so people with shelter should be called home-full.

Because the term “food allergy” has a negative connotation, I imagine our nation’s word sanitizers are busy dreaming up a bland new phrase for this condition. Here are a couple of ideas to get us started: “Food incompatibility syndrome” or “the nutravergent.”

A proposal for a new anti-drinking campaign: Chug responsibly.

It’s not edgy or original anymore to s...

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