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Random thoughts for a day in April

If you met your spouse at an orgy, you’d probably tell your kids you met at a big party and leave it at that.

“Lisp” is a cruel word. That word describes a condition that seems designed to invite mockery of lispers when they try to pronounce their affliction.

Many Americans have no desire to be rich. It seems sacrilegious, even heretical, to live in the United States and not want to be rich.

Overheard at the gym I go to, involving two high-volume men in the locker room: One was complaining to the other about his tennis reservation time being screwed up that day. “I’ve been making the same rese...


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