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Some pretty good jokes for the holidays

Here are some jokes for you. Some are ones friends have told me, some have been riding in my head for years and others I found by doing thorough joke research.

Why can’t you believe anything an atom says?

Because it makes up everything.

A couple is lying in bed. It’s the middle of the night and there’s a knock on the door at 3 in the morning. The guy gets out of bed and opens the door. He comes back to bed and his wife says, “Who was that?”

The guy replies, “Some stranger who wanted a push. I told him I couldn’t help him.”

“What if that was you?” she said. “What if yo...

 

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