THESE TIMES

It’s amazing how technology evolves. I recently learned you can get an at-home prostate test. How could that possible work? Do they just mail you a polyurethane model of your doctor’s finger?

The phrase “missing person” is inaccurate. The “missing person” isn’t really missing. He’s just not where everyone has already looked.

To really appreciate poetry, being in emotional distress helps.

At this moment, you

likely have some Tupperware item in your possession that needs to be returned to its rightful owner.

An ad hominem argument is when you attack the person, not the person’s argument. So … if...