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Two teenagers meet 'Blazing Saddles'

“Ya know, Nietzsche says, ‘Out of chaos comes order.’ ”

— Howard Johnson

“Oh, blow it out your alpaca, Howard.”

—Olson Johnson

This is a newspaper. It should remain free of profanity outside of quotation marks, so we’ll use some substitute words when talking about the movie “Blazing Saddles.”

This spoof of the Western movie has a lot of cussin’ and degradin’ words directed at people based on their shade, race, foreignness, physical traits, sexual designs ... just about everything that can be poked at on a human gets poked at.

We’ll substitute an animal’s name, in italics, for the deleted cuss...


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