Shelton-Mason County Journal - Dedicated to the citizens of Mason County, Washington since 1886

I don’t own a gun. It would just be one more thing I’d have to clean.

The rhododendrons and dogwood trees are in their fullest bloom and the sun is high and bright. What a wonderful day it must be to be a bee!

You know why it’s called “kidding?” Because kids kid around. They like a kidder.

You need to pick your battles as a parent. Unfortunately, my kid always picked the Battle of Stalingrad.

Age is nothing but a number, but it is a number that lets you know you’re that much closer to being dead.

People who work on installing flooring should be called “floorists” and people...