'If it Ain't Country, I Ain't Drinking'
October 21, 2021
In my spare time, I think up titles for country-western songs. The practice provides an opportunity to explore the themes that country-western music is known for.
Here are some:
“My Boyfriend’s a Dirty, Low-Down, No-Account, Lying, Cheating, Bird-Dogging Fool, But I Hate Him Anyway”
“You’re the Grout in My Log Cabin of Love”
“There’s a Deer in My Beer”
“Eating Beans, Splitting Seams”
“I Have High Friends in Low-Cut, Acid-Washed Jeans”
“He Stole My Heart So I Stole His Smokes”
“My Liver’s Living on Whiskey Rive...