Random thoughts for a day in May

What do golf and life have in common?

The fewer the strokes, the better.

I don’t worry about computers acting like humans. The bigger threat to humanity is humans acting like robots.

The best part about living a long life is you get more opportunities to become a better person.

An outdoor loveseat covered in moss has forfeited any claim to being a loveseat.

If you tell a person on the street that you don’t have spare change for them, it’s not a good time to also mention that you own two homes and that you’re late for a dinner reservation.

Here’s an easy solution to a common problem: If you’re...