Shelton-Mason County Journal - Dedicated to the citizens of Mason County, Washington since 1886

Kangaroo Court and Star Court would be good road names in a housing development. Here are other possibilities: Hula Loop, Hard Road, Rue Avenue, Lame Lane, Broken Dreams Boulevard, No Way, Miss Place and Osama Bin Terrace.

A picture isn’t worth 1,000 words if all you do is repeat the word “the” 1,000 times.

When you go to your first rodeo, take a moment to appreciate that this is your first rodeo.

The good thing about eating asparagus is that when you go the bathroom afterward, you might be reminded of what you had for dinner.

It seems to be true that the less you know, the more...